capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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