What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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