Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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