Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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