So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun