at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I looked at my own cervix.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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