6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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