As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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