the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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