Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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