I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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