Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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