You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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