we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
