the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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