sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
plz talk dirty to me
i don't like sucking hair
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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