Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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