I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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