He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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