This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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