Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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