Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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