Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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