margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Randomize
