we're blogging at a bar
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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