I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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