How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I have so many feelings about this burrito
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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