how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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