If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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