If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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