how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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