also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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