I can feel you judging me through the phone.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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