office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I am mentally ready for anal.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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