you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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