from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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Do I have a choice?
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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