I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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