Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Let's get the cat blown out
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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