Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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