Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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