I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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