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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Whoa Z and x make the same sound

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.

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(325): View more from Texas

Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...

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(509): View more from Washington

I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?

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(925): View more from California

i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.

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