So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked