What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
your address is 607B right?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.