Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.