Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!