Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.