Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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