he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
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maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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