how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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