You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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