Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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