before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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