Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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