marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
