She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
