good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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