Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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