I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
