On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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