no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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